Dear Electricity Consumer,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent price hike and power cuts.
But it should be noted that you have no choice.
We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. You have no choice.
We have the power, you need the power.
So sad, too bad. Sucks to be you.
We have enclosed a little picture to help outline our response.
Have a nice day and keep those cheques coming, loser!
Regards
ESKOM
Hi all
The backup module for Unit 2 has arrived at Koeberg and all our power cuts will soon be a thing of the past.
Regards,
Eskom
Herewith a promise from Eskom in the National Geographic of October 1998.
Gatiep & Karools
Gatiep and Karools are sitting on death row. Gatiep says to the Warder, does this take long and is it painful?
Warder says, "No they just strap you in and flick the switch and its over."
Karools is called in, moments later Gatiep hears screaming and shouting, this carries on for quite a while.
Gatiep says to the Warder "I thought you said it was quick and painless?"
Warder replies that as result of the load shedding they have to use candles.
Stage of change in South Africa
Before '94 the government shouted "white power".
After '94 the new government shouted "black power".
Finally we can stand together and shout "NO power!"
Pre-electricity
What did South Africans use before candles?
Electricity.
New devices to save electricity
Eskom continues its drive to safe electricity...
...with this gas hairdryer.
Eskom is working on the problem
Guys ...
I know the load shedding is affecting everyone ... but take heart ...
Eskom is working on the problem!
Just yesterday morning I saw five of their specialists on site ...
Eskom prayer
Our father who art in Eskom,
Non existent be thy name,
Thy kingdom badly run,
Thy power is undone,
In Joburg as it is in KZN,
Give us this day,
our price-fixed bread,
And forgive the trespassers,
Who shoot us dead,
Lead me not into a dark nation,
But deliver me from surges,
For thine have no kingdom,
No power and no electricity,
Amen.
New National Anthem
With immediate effect "Nkosi Sikelele Afrika" will be replaced with the national anthem:
"Hello Darkness My Old Friend".
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