You know you are a software developer when ...

• It's dark when you drive to and from work.
• You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
• You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.
• Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
• You learn about your layoff on CNN.
• Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.
• Your supervisor hasn't the ability to do your job assignment.
• You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
• Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined.
• Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.
• Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
• All real work gets started after 5pm or on weekends.
• 10% of the people you work with (boss included) -- knows what they do.
• Vacation is something you rollover to next year.
• Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers" or "does something with satellites"

You read this entire list and understood it.